User Profile

I don't have many interests, as you can see below, but the things I like from those categories are as wide as you can imagine (maybe wider).

I'm a really boring person, and I take pride in being easily amused. I laugh at almost everything (including stuff that's not funny, like dead baby jokes. agh.)

I love poking fun at others (not in a mean way, but just enough). I like being better than other people, which has never really been hard yet. I'm sure that will change b/c I'm not like child prodigy or anything.

I dislike people.

I greatly dislike children. They should be banned from public places, along with smoking (except I think you should be able to smoke in a bar...) and toe socks.

Oh, that reminds me: I am anal about socks. I have a mesh bag and I put my socks in there and then put the bag into the washer. This is so that they will always be all together and I won't have to worry about only have one sock. I hate that. I also hate socks with holes. A sock with a hole is like an annoying friend: A flaw that is substantively negligible, can and will still ruin the whole damn thing.

I'm not as anal about anything else. My dorm was a mess, although I would have prefered it to be clean. I think it was only messy b/c I didn't have a roomate. If someone else had been there, there SO would not have been shit all over the place.

I like to watch cartoons. I like anime even better. I think my favorite ones are "The Slayers" and "Martian Successor Nadesico". Everyone should watch them.


I have a major, but I think I'm going to change it. How does English/Creative Writing double major with Poli Sci/Journalism double minor sound? I like it too. >:)

You probably think my sentences are too choppy for creative writing. But I think that choppy sentences refelct the inner nature of our consumer-driven, overly busy lives and these sentences attempt to break apart a culture that has such a narrow definition of success, and give new life to people everywhere.

I also like to BS a lot. A LOT.

If you actually read all this, you get +2 pts. You may be tempted to frown upon your score, but know this: you got 100% b/c it's 2/2. So there! The winner is you! :D

The people who didn't read get nothing. Make sure to assert your superiority over the non-readers at your earliest convenience.